What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Yes sir it is.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

How can we worship Shri Krishna at home? Is it enough to install an idol, or are there other rituals that are mandatory?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is using an ambulance really free in countries with universal healthcare, or are there hidden costs like deductibles that people should know about?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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